My Favorite Stranger: Becky

As many do, I was pampering myself for Easter/my birthday. (Unfortunately, this year, they were one and the same.) Half hungover and half asleep, I slouched in my chair and fought off heavy eyelids as my favorite Vietnamese manicurist performed what I call an Easter miracle on my nails. Just as I was ready to…
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FOMO Dilemma: While You’re Busy Worrying, What Else Are You Missing?

There’s a serious outbreak spreading through social media, and every millennial with a smartphone is on the lookout. It’s called FOMO. Here’s the deal: FOMO does not go away on its own. It’s as contagious as a disease. It does not cure itself. There are no vaccinations to prevent it or treatments to curb the…
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Prostitutes, Vasectomies, And Facelifts: Top Searches By State

Talk about Big Brother. Because of him, you must beware of what you type into Google. Remember that time you searched for something along the lines of “How do I get poop stains out of my underwear?”, or “How to french kiss without too much tongue?”, or even “How much does it cost to enlarge…
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#Lilly4Lyfe

Target’s design partnerships are always guaranteed to be three things: totally trendy, top secret, and the most affordable style you’ll ever lay your hands on. This spring, the Bullseye has outdone themselves, partnering with Lilly Pulitzer—the queen of prints and patterns. The collection launches on April 19, which means the suffering will last for all…
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Holy Smokes: Indiana Founds First Church Of Cannabis

I’ll be honest, at first I thought the newly announced First Church of Cannabis was an April Fool’s joke. There were just way too many puns for this to be real. But, despite my impeccable sense for B.S., I was wrong. Or was I? I honestly still have no clue. But in the event that…
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Spread Your Legs And Smile: Selfie Shoes Are In

Please… tell me this is a joke. Feel free to waste $199 and pre-order the shoes on April 2. Or don’t… because this was a fantastic April Fool’s joke that got me wondering what was wrong with the world. #AlmostHadAHeartAttack Here is some more of my favorite April Fool’s pranks from around the ‘net: UW-Stout…
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6 List Apps To Help You Get SH%$ Done

I’m a list freak. I prefer paper lists, but who carries around a pad and paper these days? There’s no time for that. It’s 2015. So onward we move to list apps. I am picky, let me tell you. I’ve tried many list apps. Most pose the same three problems: They are not aesthetically pleasing…
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Hershey’s Kiss My Ass

As Easter approaches, more and more of those perfectly molded chocolate bunnies fill the shelves. All 14 ounces of them will be devoured by children (and adults) across the country come Easter morn. Except for this kid. Several years ago, I worked up the courage to admit to granny that I wasn’t a fan, so…
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16 Easter Pick Up Lines You Should Totally Use

In light of Easter, I thought I should motivate you all in your love lives. Try these out and tally the number of smiles you get. That counts for something, right? Those jeans make your ash look big. Even Jesus couldn’t give you up for 40 days. I may be a ham, but girl I’d…
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9 DIY Ways To Pimp Your Pod

Environment means everything. If you don’t feel comfortable in a restaurant, you won’t enjoy the experience. If you feel judged by your peers at the gym, you won’t want to return, and you’ll still be fat. If your workspace isn’t inspiring, your motivation will depreciate. Let’s start with one of the places you spend the…
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